Best Dog joke ever!

Hillary Clinton called Bill Clinton into her office one day and said, "Bill, I have a plan to win back Middle America in 2016!"

"Great Hillary, but how?" asked Bill.

"We'll get some cheesy clothes and shoes, like most Middle Class Americans wear, then stop at the pound and pick up a Labrador Retriever. Then, we'll go to a nice old country bar in Montana and show them how much admiration and respect we have for the hard working people living there."

So they did, and found just the place they were looking for in Bozeman , Montana . With the dog in tow, they walked inside and stepped up to the bar.

The Bartender took a step back and said, "Hey! Aren't you Bill and Hillary Clinton?"

"Yes we are!" said Hillary, "And what a lovely town you have here. We were passing through and Bill suggested we stop and take in some local color."

They ordered a round of bourbon for the whole bar, and started chatting up a storm with anyone who would listen.

A few minutes later, a grizzled old rancher came in, walked up to the Labrador , lifted up its tail, looked underneath, shrugged his shoulders and walked out. A few moments later, in came another old rancher. He walked up to the dog, lifted up its tail, looked underneath, scratched his head and left the bar. For the next hour, another dozen ranchers came in, lifted the dog's tail, and left shaking their heads.

Finally, Hillary asked, "Why did all those old ranchers come in and look under the dog's tail? Is it some sort of custom?"

"Lord no," said the bartender. "Someone's out there running around town, claiming there's a Labrador Retriever in here with two assholes!"

That one is a classic my friend!!...Assholes, crooks, liars, egomaniacs, and just plain "white garbage", the both of them...I hope they choke on the money that they have stolen from the Clinton Foundation and "rot"....Plus she is a first class "Bitch"....God help the USA if this woman becomes President, and so far it looks like that this will happen...I am sorry for the rant as it is not very" Christian" of me, but I cannot stand either one the them......Regards

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I changed it a little.

Hillary Clinton called Donald Trump and said, "Donald, I have a plan to win back Middle America in 2016! Let's see who America prefers."
"Great Hillary, but we know they love me more! So what is your plan?" asked Donald.
"We'll get some cheesy clothes and shoes, like most Middle Class Americans wear, then stop at the pound and pick up a Labrador Retriever. Then, we'll go to a nice old country bar in Montana and show them how much admiration and respect we have for the hard working people living there."
So they did, and found just the place they were looking for in Bozeman , Montana . With the dog in tow, they walked inside and stepped up to the bar.
The Bartender took a step back and said, "Hey! Aren't you Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton?"
"Yes we are!" said Hillary, "And what a lovely town you have here. We were passing through and Donald suggested we stop and take in some local color."
They ordered a round of bourbon for the whole bar, and started chatting up a storm with anyone who would listen.
A few minutes later, a grizzled old rancher came in, walked up to the Labrador , lifted up its tail, looked underneath, shrugged his shoulders and walked out. A few moments later, in came another old rancher. He walked up to the dog, lifted up its tail, looked underneath, scratched his head and left the bar. For the next hour, another dozen ranchers came in, lifted the dog's tail, and left shaking their heads.
Finally, Hillary asked, "Why did all those old ranchers come in and look under the dog's tail? Is it some sort of custom?"
"Lord no," said the bartender. "Someone's out there running around town, claiming there's a Labrador Retriever in here with two assholes!"

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Originally Posted by opas ride

That one is a classic my friend!!...Assholes, crooks, liars, egomaniacs, and just plain "white garbage", the both of them...I hope they choke on the money that they have stolen from the Clinton Foundation and "rot"....Plus she is a first class "Bitch"....God help the USA if this woman becomes President, and so far it looks like that this will happen...I am sorry for the rant as it is not very" Christian" of me, but I cannot stand either one the them......Regards

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Opas ride,

Nothing wrong with a little righteous anger as these are two very evil people.

And that was a very funny joke!

Ride safe,
XHarley

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Originally Posted by Buckeye_F6B

I changed it a little.

Hillary Clinton called Donald Trump and said, "Donald, I have a plan to win back Middle America in 2016! Let's see who America prefers."
"Great Hillary, but we know they love me more! So what is your plan?" asked Donald.
"We'll get some cheesy clothes and shoes, like most Middle Class Americans wear, then stop at the pound and pick up a Labrador Retriever. Then, we'll go to a nice old country bar in Montana and show them how much admiration and respect we have for the hard working people living there."
So they did, and found just the place they were looking for in Bozeman , Montana . With the dog in tow, they walked inside and stepped up to the bar.
The Bartender took a step back and said, "Hey! Aren't you Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton?"
"Yes we are!" said Hillary, "And what a lovely town you have here. We were passing through and Donald suggested we stop and take in some local color."
They ordered a round of bourbon for the whole bar, and started chatting up a storm with anyone who would listen.
A few minutes later, a grizzled old rancher came in, walked up to the Labrador , lifted up its tail, looked underneath, shrugged his shoulders and walked out. A few moments later, in came another old rancher. He walked up to the dog, lifted up its tail, looked underneath, scratched his head and left the bar. For the next hour, another dozen ranchers came in, lifted the dog's tail, and left shaking their heads.
Finally, Hillary asked, "Why did all those old ranchers come in and look under the dog's tail? Is it some sort of custom?"
"Lord no," said the bartender. "Someone's out there running around town, claiming there's a Labrador Retriever in here with two assholes!"

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Respectfully disagree with your change....Donald Trump is nowhere near the "Asshole" Bill Clinton is and was......JMHO

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Originally Posted by opas ride

Respectfully disagree with your change....Donald Trump is nowhere near the "Asshole" Bill Clinton is and was......JMHO

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Have been corrupt from day one back when Bill was governor of Arkansas, their underhand corrupt deals have been with them right up thru the whitehouse when he was president. Hillary isn't suitable for anything to do with the American people and will corrupt her office if she is elected and the American people will pay the bill for their error in judgement. Donald Trump has done nothing close to what the Clintons have done illegally. I also disagree with your change of my thread.

I value your opinion but you could insert "any" politician into joke and it would be correct. They are all liars, crooks and selfish assholes. IMHO

Tell mod to delete my comment. Didn't mean to ruin your thread.

Although I agree that the joke was very funny.

And shouldn't this thread be in the Off Topic section since it has nothing to do with motorcycles?

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Originally Posted by Buckeye_F6B

I value your opinion but you could insert "any" politician into joke and it would be correct. They are all liars, crooks and selfish assholes. IMHO

Tell mod to delete my comment. Didn't mean to ruin your thread.

Although I agree that the joke was very funny.

And shouldn't this thread be in the Off Topic section since it has nothing to do with motorcycles?

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Yes you are right about this thread...And, in reality, I agree with you on "any" politician's would work...Sorry again for the rant but I just cannot stand Hillary period......Thanks and ride safe!!!

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Originally Posted by opas ride

Yes you are right about this thread...And, in reality, I agree with you on "any" politician's would work...Sorry again for the rant but I just cannot stand Hillary period......Thanks and ride safe!!!

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Hey you ride safe also my friend. I am not trying to be a dick :) Believe me I am not a Clinton fan either. I welcome everyone's opinion. I was just trying to be funny and did not mean to make anyone mad.

Peace :kap:

- Chuck