An old biker walks into..........

An old biker walks into the barbershop for a shave and a haircut
and he tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because his
cheeks are wrinkled from age and years of riding.

The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells
the old biker to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin.

When he's finished, the old biker tells the barber that was
the cleanest shave he's had in years.

But he wanted to know what would have happened if he had swallowed
that little ball.

The barber replied, "Just bring it back in a couple of days
like everyone else does".:yikes:

Excellent, that one ranks up there with your all time best. The visual is going to take a couple of days to get rid of but the laugh was worth it.