I recently picked a new Primary Care Doctor.
After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing fairly well for my age.
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him…,
“Do you think I'll live to be 85?”
He asked; 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or hard liquor?'
'Oh no,' I replied.
'I'm not doing drugs, either!'
Then he asked, 'Do you eat ribeye steaks and barbecued ribs?'
'I said, 'Not much. My former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'
'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'
'No, I don't,' I said.
He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?'
'No,' I said.
He looked at me and said…,
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'Then why do you even give a shit?':icon_doh:
