Ullah the dimwit Muslim
Had a shitty homemade bomb
And if you ever saw it
You would even mock Islam
All of the other clerics
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let dumb Ullah
Join in any terror games
Then one busy New York morn
Ullah took the A
With a bomb strapped to his guts
Only blew off his own nuts
Then how the city giggled
And they shouted out with glee
Ullah the dimwit Muslim
You'll hate life with no pee pee
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:lolup::lolup::clap2: That's a good one!
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Originally Posted by taxfree4
Wonder if Ullah had on some Depends?
Actually, there was a guy even dumber than Ullah where he actually detonated the bomb on his person, killed himself but no one else. That guy makes Ullah look somewhat less stupid. No virgins for you shithead.Quote:
Originally Posted by shortleg0521
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It Depends :077: even so he blew the shit out of himself.Quote:
Originally Posted by Walcrow
Heard they took him to Bellevue Hospital. ER should have waived the Hippocratic oath and finished him off so he could romp with the virgins :moon:Quote:
Originally Posted by taxfree4
I get the same look from my wife every time she sends me to the store with a list and I actually don't get something on it.Quote:
Originally Posted by willtill
They should have just polished him off at the Port Authority, just say it looked liked he was going for another pipe bomb in his pants. Who knew he was really reaching for his half blown nuts.Quote:
Originally Posted by Walcrow
Incompetence is sometimes a good thing.
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That will be the last bang he will get!!!