Let's talk...

An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?" as he smiled smugly.

"Okay," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"

The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."

To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss

God, Heaven and Hell, or life after death, when you don't know shit?"

:yes: That's good, David!

At a Shabbat service, the rabbi asks his congregation to live their life by what they would want to be said about them when they die.

The Rabbi picks out a congregation member and asks him “What would you want the Rabbi to say at your funeral?” The congregation members says “I would want the Rabbi to say that I was a learned man.”

The Rabbi asks the same of a second member who responds “I would want the Rabbi to say that I was a generous man.”

The Rabbi asks a third congregation member “What would you want the Rabbi to say at your funeral?” The third man exclaims “Look! He’s moving!”

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I was told I didn't know shit and I replied yes I do, that is Bull and Lotta's son.