Quote Originally Posted by Davidk View Post
Larry was having trouble in school, and his teacher was always yelling at him saying "You're driving me crazy Larry ! Can't you learn anything? "One day Larry's mother came to school to see how he was doing. The teacher told her frankly that her son was simply a disaster, getting very low marks and that she had never had such an unmotivated and ignorant boy in her entire teaching career. Larry's mother was shocked at the feedback from the teacher. She withdrew her son from the school and moved out of Detroit relocating to Cleveland. Twenty five years later, the teacher was diagnosed with irreversible cardiac disease. Her doctors all strongly advised that she have an open heart procedure which only one surgeon at the Cleveland Clinic could perform. Left with no other options, the teacher decided to have the operation which was remarkably successful. When she opened her eyes after the surgery she saw the handsome young doctor who headed her surgical team smiling down at her. She wanted to thank him, but could not talk. Her face started to turn blue, she raised her hand trying to tell him something but quickly arrested. A prolonged resuscitation attempt was unsuccessful. The doctor was shocked wondering what had happened and why she had deteriorated so rapidly. As he turned around to leave the room he saw that Larry now a janitor at the Clinic had unplugged the life support equipment in order to plug in his vacuum cleaner.

If you thought that Larry had become a heart surgeon, there is a high likelihood that you VOTED for Hillary.