I was at work last night, ( i work security ) when a drunk woman decided to try and sit on my bike. Before i could take half a step towards her she had tipped it over. She landed heavily against the parked car and dented it badly with her shoulder ( i hope it hurts today when she's sober ). Police came as she had run off, but her friends convinced her to return. Luckily there is only minor damage to my bike. The rear crash bar is gouged and scratched and so is my Ergo 2 Highway peg. but they did their job protecting the bike. She WILL be paying for repairs although i think she will try and avoid it. Police have said they will follow up if she doesn't. This woman was 60 years old , well dressed and obviously not struggling for a dollar. It just goes to show that age and wealth doesn't mean intelligence.