NEED HELP?

[BIGLRY]

As I was driving home and worrying about all the stuff going on in my life, my family's lives, my friends' lives and what's happening in Paris, Washington, Moscow, Ukraine, the Middle East, Trump, MSNBC News, the downgrading of our military, 25,000 Syrian refugees, the terrorists and illegals infiltrating our borders, and how our country is rapidly losing its sanity and its Christianity, I saw a yard sign that said:
NEED HELP?
CALL JESUS
1-800-555-3787
Out of curiosity and desperation, I called the number.
.
.
.
. A Mexican showed up with a lawnmower.

[Walcrow]

We get that a lot here in Texas good one!

[2wheelsforme]

As I was driving home and worrying about all the stuff going on in my life, my family's lives, my friends' lives and what's happening in Paris, Washington, Moscow, Ukraine, the Middle East, Trump, MSNBC News, the downgrading of our military, 25,000 Syrian refugees, the terrorists and illegals infiltrating our borders, and how our country is rapidly losing its sanity and its Christianity, I saw a yard sign that said:
NEED HELP?
CALL JESUS
1-800-555-3787
Out of curiosity and desperation, I called the number.
.
.
.
. A Mexican showed up with a lawnmower.

That was funny enough I had to steal it. Ha!

[unsub]

BigLarry if you truly want to meet Jesus...

just text this to 10 friends while driving your B!

[BIGLRY]

BigLarry if you truly want to meet Jesus...

just text this to 10 friends while driving your B!