Ullah the dimwit Muslim
Had a shitty homemade bomb
And if you ever saw it
You would even mock Islam
All of the other clerics
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let dumb Ullah
Join in any terror games
Then one busy New York morn
Ullah took the A
With a bomb strapped to his guts
Only blew off his own nuts
Then how the city giggled
And they shouted out with glee
Ullah the dimwit Muslim
You'll hate life with no pee pee