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    Senior Member willtill's Avatar
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    Subject: Military question . . . Is sex work?

    A U.S. Marine Colonel was about to start the morning briefing to
    his staff.

    While waiting for the coffee machine to finish brewing, the
    colonel decided to pose a question to all assembled.

    He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night
    before and he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep.

    He posed the question of just how much of sex was "work" and how
    much of it was "pleasure?"

    A Major chimed in with 75%-25% in favor of work.

    A Captain said it was 50%-50%.

    A lieutenant responded with 25%-75% in favor of pleasure,
    depending upon his state of inebriation at the time.

    There being no consensus, the colonel turned to the PFC who was
    in charge of making the coffee and asked for his opinion?

    Without any hesitation, the young PFC responded, "Sir, it has to
    be 100% pleasure."

    The colonel was surprised and as you might guess, asked why?

    "Well, sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would
    have me doing it for them."

    The room fell silent.

    God bless the enlisted man.


    21 years Army (retired)
    ...been everywhere, seen everything, done almost everything.

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    Jose and Carlos are panhandlers that panhandle in different areas of town.

    Carlos panhandles just as long as Jose but only collects $2-3 every day.

    Jose brings home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house and has a lot of money to spend.

    One day, Carlos asked Jose, “I work just as long and hard as you do, but how do you bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day?”

    “Look at your sign, what does it say?” replies Jose.

    Carlos’ sign reads, “I have no work, a wife and six kids to support.”

    Jose says, “no wonder you only get $2-3.”

    Carlos says, “So what does your sign say then?”

    Jose shows Carlos his sign – it reads: “I only need another $10 to move back to Mexico”
    I've spent most my money on Motorcycles and Women, the rest I just wasted.

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