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    How do you fail Muslim Bombing School, that's a special kind of stupid

    Ullah the dimwit Muslim
    Had a shitty homemade bomb
    And if you ever saw it
    You would even mock Islam
    All of the other clerics
    Used to laugh and call him names
    They never let dumb Ullah
    Join in any terror games
    Then one busy New York morn
    Ullah took the A
    With a bomb strapped to his guts
    Only blew off his own nuts
    Then how the city giggled
    And they shouted out with glee
    Ullah the dimwit Muslim
    You'll hate life with no pee pee



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    That's a good one!

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    Quote Originally Posted by taxfree4 View Post
    Ullah the dimwit Muslim
    Had a shitty homemade bomb
    And if you ever saw it
    You would even mock Islam
    All of the other clerics
    Used to laugh and call him names
    They never let dumb Ullah
    Join in any terror games
    Then one busy New York morn
    Ullah took the A
    With a bomb strapped to his guts
    Only blew off his own nuts
    Then how the city giggled
    And they shouted out with glee
    Ullah the dimwit Muslim
    You'll hate life with no pee pee
    I only pray that to graduate they have to ware their bomb and set it off in class


    Read my note above

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    Wonder if Ullah had on some Depends?

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    Quote Originally Posted by shortleg0521 View Post
    Read my note above
    Actually, there was a guy even dumber than Ullah where he actually detonated the bomb on his person, killed himself but no one else. That guy makes Ullah look somewhat less stupid. No virgins for you shithead.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Walcrow View Post
    Wonder if Ullah had on some Depends?
    It Depends even so he blew the shit out of himself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by taxfree4 View Post
    It Depends even so he blew the shit out of himself.
    Heard they took him to Bellevue Hospital. ER should have waived the Hippocratic oath and finished him off so he could romp with the virgins

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    Quote Originally Posted by willtill View Post
    I get the same look from my wife every time she sends me to the store with a list and I actually don't get something on it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Walcrow View Post
    Heard they took him to Bellevue Hospital. ER should have waived the Hippocratic oath and finished him off so he could romp with the virgins
    They should have just polished him off at the Port Authority, just say it looked liked he was going for another pipe bomb in his pants. Who knew he was really reaching for his half blown nuts.
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