I'm assuming you're working on a standup routine for a local comedy show. If you're serious like Oldgoat, it's one of the reasons I pray to never have to have a trial by jury. Hopefully you're a felon and not allowed to vote if the post isn't sarcasm. If it's real, enjoy the rapist judge "K"for the rest of your life and the "maniac" until 2024.
PS. The Electoral College works perfect hence the drunk skank with a real rapist husband ISN'T the leader of the free world.