Stupid Things Come in Threes

[decubitus]

First stupid thing: I stalled the F6 at the bottom of my driveway.

Second stupid thing: I dropped the F6 at the bottom of my driveway. I couldn't pick it back up using the proper technique because it fell on its left side and I couldn't shift it into gear. It kept rolling down the hill when I started to lift it. So, I got real mad, straddled the bike, grabbed the handle bar, squeezed the front brake and wrenched it up. The Lovely and Exotic Mrs. Decubitus thought I was going to spit up a lung. Got it upright and into the garage before any of the neighbors could see what happened. Fortunately it was late at night.

Third stupid thing: Woke up the next morning and went out to inspect the damage to the crash bars. That's when I noticed a bunch of brown stuff smeared all over the left muffler and bag. What the....? Went down to the spot where I dropped it and discovered that I dropped it right into a pile of dog crap.

[hiflyer]

First stupid thing: I stalled the F6 at the bottom of my driveway.

Second stupid thing: I dropped the F6 at the bottom of my driveway. I couldn't pick it back up using the proper technique because it fell on its left side and I couldn't shift it into gear. It kept rolling down the hill when I started to lift it. So, I got real mad, straddled the bike, grabbed the handle bar, squeezed the front brake and wrenched it up. The Lovely and Exotic Mrs. Decubitus thought I was going to spit up a lung. Got it upright and into the garage before any of the neighbors could see what happened. Fortunately it was late at night.

Third stupid thing: Woke up the next morning and went out to inspect the damage to the crash bars. That's when I noticed a bunch of brown stuff smeared all over the left muffler and bag. What the....? Went down to the spot where I dropped it and discovered that I dropped it right into a pile of dog crap.

That stinks!

[Fla_rider]

Could be worse I thought the brown stuff was going to be on your pants too!

[motozeke]

Well I'll be dipped in **it...

[Hornblower]

Murphy's Law strikes again

[Slingah]

Yucky all around.....

[CheckpointChcky]

Oh man, that is adding insult to injury to say the least. And you were able to upright the bike with shear force was amazing.

[XKnight]

Sounds like you had a crappy day.

[Ixol Phaane]

Oh, man! That is just so not right.
Thanks for sharing it, though. You're a great sport.
It IS funny!

[Ericb445]

Sh!t Happens