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    $7.00 SEX

    An
    elderly couple, both well into their 80's, goes to a
    Sex Therapist's office.

    The doctor asks, 'What can I do for
    you?'

    The man says, 'Will you watch us have sexual
    intercourse?'

    The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that
    such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he
    agrees.

    When the couple finishes, the doctor says, 'There's
    absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have
    intercourse.'

    He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he
    charges them $50
    and he says goodbye.

    The next week, the same couple returns and asks the sex
    therapist to watch again.

    The sex therapist is a bit
    puzzled, but agrees.

    This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes
    an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays
    the doctor, then leave.

    Finally, after 3 months of this routine,
    the doctor says, 'I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just
    what are you trying to find out?'

    The man says, 'We're not trying to find out
    anything. She's married; so we can't go to her
    house. I'm married; so we can't go to my
    house. The Holiday Inn charges
    $98. The Hilton charges $139. We do it here for
    $50, and best of all.... Obamacare pays $43 of it, so our
    co-pay is only $7.

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    BLAHAHHAHAHAHAHH
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    LMAO

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