HHB,
I read your lost in amazement, waiting for the comedy punchline thinking it was a joke.
Bike is a keeper. No, it's not a sport bike, no it's not a dirtbike. But it is an awesome machine.
I love riding it. The only sad part for me is that because of my injured back I couldn't ride as much as I truly wanted.
Can't see trading the bike in for paint or a helmet lock issue. Gravel driveway perhaps. Never knew there were bikes that ride good on gravel other than dirt bikes. Hope you find your passion like I found mine.