Joke of the day .....
Two Policemen call their dispatcher.
We need the Sergeant on duty?
" Sergeant Smith here, what's going on?"
"We have a homicide to report.
A woman has shot her husband five times
in the heart for stepping on the floor
she had just scrubbed clean."
"Have you arrested the woman?"
"No sir. The floor is still wet."
Successful people build each other up. They motivate, inspire and push each other. Unsuccessful people just hate, blame and complain.
Good one! Never mess up with an angry wife.
Always a good and safe ride,
Karim
Yes sir.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
2015 F6B Deluxe
Matte Silver
Gotta love a woman who carries while doing housework....oh wait, I do!
My girls:
Isleen - 2014 F6BD
Saorla - 1995 FLSTN Heritage Special
"Politeness, n: The most acceptable hypocrisy."
Ambrose Bierce
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