Real Unhappy

[53driver]

You get to our ages we aren't roaming the bars looking for women,

Yup, just looking AT them without getting slapped is a fun game....

Our old lady's want nothing to do with us.

Mine still seems to like my bank account.....

Drinking by yourself sucks,

Sometimes in the hot tub, me and Johnnie Walker can solve a lot of problems without any estrogen intervention.

waking up on the floor got old long ago.

Never got the "x" in the block...always managed to make it to a bed. The ensuing laundry was less than pleasant....

Hey it just lawn care and vehicle maintenance.

Oh carp, I hate lawn maintenance!

Its just I like clean and it definitely takes up your time and if extra effort is required I am always up to the task at hand.

"if you've got the time....we've got the beer....Miller beer...."


Seriously? Good on you. I truly wish I was that meticulous all the time.