Old lady gets caught stealing a can of peaches at the market. She goes in front of the judge. He asks her what happened. She said she was hungry. He asked how many slices were in the can. She said 6. The judge says, well I'm giving you 6 days in jail. Her husband is there, stands and asks to respond to this. The judge says sure, what do you have to say? "Your honor...she stole a can of peas too"!
This was on FB, so it's for the non users.
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