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    Question: How can you tell if a blond has been using your computer?
    Answer: By the "White Out" on the screen.
    "Life is hard. Harder when you are stupid"-- John Wayne[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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    Blonde or not---

    It can be very hard to reason with a woman.


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4EDhdAHrOg
    "Life is hard. Harder when you are stupid"-- John Wayne[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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    bring more !!!!!
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    Crunch !




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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Ryder View Post
    It can be very hard to reason with a woman.
    That's one of my favs!

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    Quote Originally Posted by hiflyer View Post
    That's one of my favs!
    A true classic

    The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot -
    the guy who invented the second one... he was the genius!


    http://theringfinders.com/blog/Larry.Royal/

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    Very politically incorrect and picking on those unable to respond....................I LOVE IT

    Chris


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    Muslim Book Store

    So, I was walking through the mall, and saw that there was a "Muslim Bookstore."
    I was wondering what exactly was in a "Muslim Bookstore" so I went on in.

    I was wandering around taking a look and the clerk stopped me and asked if he could help me.
    I imagine I didn't look like his normal clientele.

    So I asked for a copy of the U.S. immigration policy book regarding Muslims.

    The clerk said, "Fuck off, get out, and stay out!"

    I said, "Yes, that's the one. Do you have that in paperback?"
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