Christian school... in class... Sally is asleep
The teacher turns to the class and see's Sally asleep on her desk...

She asks the class "who created the heavens and earth in 7 days?, Sally?"

Johnny jabbed his pencil in Sally's Ass,... she screamed out "God almighty!"

The teacher was surprised she was listening... a few minutes later she asked the class "who sacrificed themselves on the cross for our sins?,Sally?"

Sally once again Asleep, Johnny stuck his pencil in her ass harder this time. She cried out "Jesus Christ!"

Again the teacher was surprised... The teacher then asked the class "what did Eve say to Adam after there 2800000th child?"

No one answered... so Johnny shoved the pencil right up Sally's ass,she stood up and screamed "If you stick that thing in me one more time I'm gonna snap it in half!!!"