A guy from SC moved to Texas and bought a 120 acre farm.
A few Days later he is in the local Walmart and boastfully tells the cashier he has just moved from SC and bought a 120 acre farm.
About that time a big Texan in a cowboy hat taps the guy on the shoulder and boastfully says "Boy, you're Texas now and and we don't call them farms we call them Ranches and I can get in my truck at sunup and still be driving on my property at sundown."
The guy behind him taps him on the shoulder and says "I have a truck just like that."
Takes a minute for some to get it.