One night outside of a local bar a very drunk patron was stumbling up and down the street with his car keys in his hand, unsuccessfully trying to locate his car. Close by was a cop, watching him from inside his patrol car. After a while the cop got out of his car and approached the guy and asked if he can help him. The man tells the cop "I can't find my car!" So the cop asked him where he left it and the guy replies "well the last time I saw it, it was on the end of this key! I think somebody must have stolen it!" At which time the cop points out that the guy has his dick hanging out of pants as well. So the guy looks down at his fly & replies "well dammit! They stole my girlfriend too!"