Guy walks into a neighbor bar to have a drink and sees a horse at the end of the bar.
He asks the bartender about the horse to which he replies “ If you can make the horse laugh you win a $100.00.
Guy walks over to the horse and whispers in his ear and the horse begins hysterically laughing. Bartender asks what he said to which he replies “that’s my business” takes the $100 and leaves.
Few weeks go by and the guy returns to the same bar and the same horse is still there. He says to the bartender if I make him laugh again do I win another $100. Oh no not this time, now you need to make him cry.
The man agrees and walks the horse into the bathroom, a few minutes later the man emerges with the horse crying uncontrollably.
The guy says “ok pay up”, bartender says not until you tell me how you made him laugh.
The man says “Well I told him I was hung better than him” bartender says well that is funny but how did you make him cry........................





I showed him!!