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    Just laugh a little .... Bill Clinton



    Bill Clinton started jogging near his home in New York. But on each run he happened to jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner, day after day.

    With some apprehension he would brace himself as he approached her for what was most certainly to follow.

    "Fifty dollars!" she would cry out from the curb.
    "No, Five dollars!" fired back Clinton

    This ritual between Bill and the hooker continued for days.
    He'd run by and she'd yell, "Fifty dollars!"
    And he'd yell back, "Five dollars!"

    One day however, Hillary decided that she wanted to accompany her husband on his jog! As the jogging couple neared the problematic street corner, Bill realized the "pro" would bark her $50 offer and Hillary would wonder what he'd really been doing on all his past outings. He realized he should have a darn good explanation for the Secretary of State.

    As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner, Bill became even more apprehensive than usual.
    Sure enough, there was the hooker! Bill tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she watched the pair jog past.
    Then, from the sidewalk, the hooker yelled...
    "See what you get for five bucks!?"

    nobody get their panties in a wad, this was sent to me via a email and I got a laugh ... just sharing



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    I like it !

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    Bill has got a hard row to "hoe" with the little wife !!

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    And that's overpaying! Hillary is a corrupt hag. Go ahead, get your panties in a wad.
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    No Stro , Hilary paid him 5 bucks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shooter View Post
    No Stro , Hilary paid him 5 bucks.
    Roger that!
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    Good un!
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    Did he get change?
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    Good stuff.
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    Nothing wrong with it, after all it is current events. Watch for a Clinton - Trump run off.

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