Proof that black is the slowest color

[Davidk]

You Red, Yellow, and Grey boys keep dreamin.....................Dickie

We dream while you eat red dust.

[shooter]

Like a rented mule. Guys there was no sightings of a dull red B at my shop today. Had a couple spotters keeping an eye out for the 'slow red ones'. My Black and Chrome beauty was diligent waiting for a challenge. Nothing but Harleys going by today.

[shooter]

We dream while you eat red dust.

That's not dust. That's your paint flaking off.

[coffee_weasle]

It is a fact that white reflects all colors of light, and black absorbs all colors of light. The brighter that it is outside, the more light that a black F6B will absorb. The more light it absorbs, the heavier it becomes, thus slowing it down

Logic dictates that with enough riding, a black F6B will become so overweight with absorbed colors that it will eventually be unable to move under its own power.

wouldn't the forward facing paint draw the light to it, and in effect draw the bike faster forward?

[Davidk]

wouldn't the forward facing paint draw the light to it, and in effect draw the bike faster forward?

It sounds like you are saying that black sucks??

[shooter]

Weasle I promise if he ever shows his "Red Azz" I will spank it and then bragg about it on here for a week.

[coffee_weasle]

Weasle I promise if he ever shows his "Red Azz" I will spank it and then bragg about it on here for a week.

"he" being.... who??? lol

[shooter]

Davidk. He lives just south of me. Better stay down there if he knows whats good for him and that slow azz red B of his.