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    Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?"
    The Princess immediately said, "No!"
    And the Prince lived happily ever after, and rode motorcycles and
    dated thin, long-legged, full-breasted women, and hunted and fished
    and raced cars, and went to titty bars and dated ladies half his age
    and drank whiskey, beer, and Captain Morgan, and never heard bitching
    and never paid child support or alimony, and dated cheerleaders and
    kept his house and guns, and ate spam and potato chips and beans, and
    blew enormous farts, and never got cheated on while he was at work, and all his friends and family thought he was friggin' cool as hell, and he had tons of money in the bank, and left the
    toilet seat up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Penguin View Post
    ....and left the toilet seat up.
    WIN!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Penguin View Post
    Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?"
    The Princess immediately said, "No!"
    And the Prince lived happily ever after, and rode motorcycles and
    dated thin, long-legged, full-breasted women, and hunted and fished
    and raced cars, and went to titty bars and dated ladies half his age
    and drank whiskey, beer, and Captain Morgan, and never heard bitching
    and never paid child support or alimony, and dated cheerleaders and
    kept his house and guns, and ate spam and potato chips and beans, and
    blew enormous farts, and never got cheated on while he was at work, and all his friends and family thought he was friggin' cool as hell, and he had tons of money in the bank, and left the
    toilet seat up.
    Then congress came along to improve it all.

    Riding a Goldwing is like opening a can of testosterone.
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    And when congress sees the light at the end of the tunnel....they go buy more tunnel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Penguin View Post
    Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?"
    The Princess immediately said, "No!"
    And the Prince lived happily ever after, and rode motorcycles and
    dated thin, long-legged, full-breasted women, ....
    lol....damn straight. Heading out Fri a.m. for a 3K Trip. Meeting BBC (BIG BREASTED companion)#1 @ PHX and she"ll ride w/me for 3.5 days, dropping her off @SLC in the a.m. LATER that afternoon, BBC #2 arrives, and we ride for 3.5 days and I drop her off @LAS. They fly thémselves in and out, I take care of all the other expenses. At 57 , younger women still love adventure.
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    Quote Originally Posted by adventurous1 View Post
    lol....damn straight. Heading out Fri a.m. for a 3K Trip. Meeting BBC (BIG BREASTED companion)#1 @ PHX and she"ll ride w/me for 3.5 days, dropping her off @SLC in the a.m. LATER that afternoon, BBC #2 arrives, and we ride for 3.5 days and I drop her off @LAS. They fly thémselves in and out, I take care of all the other expenses. At 57 , younger women still love adventure.
    Your BBCs are women, right? Just checking....and not that there's anything wrong if they are male.
    Have a great trip.
    Pics or it didn't happen!
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    Quote Originally Posted by 53driver View Post
    I'd say very few of us at this age & station have active radar....but passive radar and maintaining situational awareness about both targets AND friendlies, is an imperative.
    Especially if they have an IFF "Friend or Foe" comm link, i.e. a wink & a nod.
    You smile back and the IFF comm link is satiated.


    Quote Originally Posted by pilotguy299 View Post
    ...And women secretly love it when other women are checking out their man!
    I can't say that for sure....I've seen it go wrong - both ways.
    LMAO. Yeah it can go terribly wrong.

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    shiver my timbers, mate...

    i was still a bit hung over from trying to drink away my past yesterday, but ended up going for a ride to WV anyway this morning. I stopped at a Sheetz in the middle of some nowhere town to use their rest room. Just as I parked I saw there was a pretty large group of retired pirates sitting at an outside table, and were all staring as i pulled up and parked.

    One of them walked right up, held out his hand and introduced himself, and started asking a lot of questions about the bike. I answered a few and told him that I really had to make a stop, and would be right back out.


    Went in, took care of business, and when I came back out ALL OF THEM were hanging around the bike, and everyone started asking questions. Made my stop about 20 minutes longer than it was going to be, but everyone seemed pretty impressed. What really amazed me was that the one with the most tats & scars leaned towards me and said "yeah, all the people who ride harley's only use them for cruising, and have goldwings in their garages for the real trips".

    Although I might now have to worry about having caught scurvy from the pirates, it was actually pretty neat seeing just how interested they all were in my F6B. Even with the car tire on the back!

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    Quote Originally Posted by pilotguy299 View Post
    ...Although I might now have to worry about having caught scurvy from the pirates.....
    RUM! Rum prevents scurvy!
    Anesthetize yourself quickly and professionally!

    Cheers,
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    Ran into a 'pirate' myself last night....

    Quote Originally Posted by pilotguy299 View Post
    ... Just as I parked I saw there was a pretty large group of retired pirates sitting at an outside table, and were all staring as i pulled up and parked.
    Was out on the highway, came up behind a solitary Victory Hammer, 240 back tire, beanie with hankie underneath it, leather jacket, chaps, gray moustache, goggles ...

    Eventually, came into town, & pulled up to a red light where it was just the two of us, one each at the front of two lanes. He looked over at me & said something, & I couldn't hear what he said over his pipes....I looked at him, with a "say what?" look, & he said louder "No way, I know how fast those things are!"

    I had every thought to be civilized and let him get away first from the light. Apparently someone had already smoked him.

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