What's the deal with riding in shorts?

[stroguy]

That's not much worse than when you wore that leopard print thong riding your bike around the neighborhood. You thought that was gonna impress Susie Richter. How did that work for you? The only thing I saw happened from that is that you chapped your azz crack on that bicycle seat.

So my wrastling career never materialized, big deal butthead. Susie finally did come around no help from you. She was pretty good with an aloe rub.