Was on my DR650 this afternoon and a pirate pulled up next to me. Apparently he wanted to race as soon as he took off.. so I obliged him. He did beat me to the next light, though I was hanging on pretty close behind.

Pulled up next to him and he was grinning like a Cheshire cat I flipped up my face shield and said "you know, if I had my Gold Wing; I would've probably beat you". He answered, "ya, you probably would've".

Not all pirates are bad.