Donald Trump and Ted Cruz are sitting in a bar.

A guy walks in and asks the barman,

'Isn't that Trump and Cruz sitting over
there?'

The bartender says, 'Yep, that's them.'

So the guy walks over and says,

'Wow, this is a real honor!

What are you
guys doing in here?'

Cruz says,

'We're planning WW III.'

The guy says, 'Really?


What's going to
Happen?'


Trump says,
'Well, we're going to kill 140 million Muslims
And
One blonde
With BIG tits.'


The guy exclaimed,
'A blonde with Big tits?

Why kill a blonde with Big Tits?'


Trump turns to Cruz and says,
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'See,.....
I told you,....

No one gives a Crap
about
The
140 million
Muslims.’