Quote Originally Posted by Limoles View Post
An Australian ends up next to a British soldier in the trenches during World War II.

The British soldier turns to him and says, "Good to see you, mate. Have you come here to die?"

To which the Australian replies, "No, mate, I came here yesterday!"
In the fist world war the Americans had like a war magazine and in it was a comic strip
It had an American soldier on Guard duty
A pommy soldier walked up and the American soldier says halt who go''s their and the pommy describes himself and the American soldier says forward
Next a couple of Aussies walks up and the American soldier says halt who goes their and the Australian soldier says
Who the F**K wants to know
And the American soldier says forward Australians