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    Do you ever say goodnight to your motorcycle(s) at the end of the day; just before you close the door on them? Especially after a long ride; and thank them for bringing you home safely?



    I do.


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    Steve nailed it. I've worked in aviation awhile & figured out early on that all things mechanical are of the female persuasion. You can push all you want, but she won't be rushed out the door! She'll be ready when she's ready. Likewise, when they break, they're just unhappy with the lack of TLC they've been getting lately. So, ya gotta take em home, give em some love, and they'll eventually come around and be happy again.

    And yes, I talk to my ladies, especially the 79. Damn I love her! My wife knows who my mistresses are, they live in my garage!



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    Quote Originally Posted by speedjunkie View Post
    Steve nailed it. I've worked in aviation awhile & figured out early on that all things mechanical are of the female persuasion. You can push all you want, but she won't be rushed out the door! She'll be ready when she's ready. Likewise, when they break, they're just unhappy with the lack of TLC they've been getting lately. So, ya gotta take em home, give em some love, and they'll eventually come around and be happy again.

    And yes, I talk to my ladies, especially the 79. Damn I love her! My wife knows who my mistresses are, they live in my garage!



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    Quote Originally Posted by willtill View Post
    Do you ever say goodnight to your motorcycle(s) at the end of the day; just before you close the door on them? Especially after a long ride; and thank them for bringing you home safely?



    I do.
    ALWAYS!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by willtill View Post
    Do you ever say goodnight to your motorcycle(s) at the end of the day; just before you close the door on them? Especially after a long ride; and thank them for bringing you home safely?



    I do.
    No, but I do say 'hello & wake up' when I turn on the shop lights to get ready for a ride and I have been know to set on my steel steeds in the shop and make zoom zoom sounds and during a build the first time the handelbars go on I'll set on the frame or saddel and go VROOM VROOM with a smile on my face, thinking; How is this iron beast is going to ride?

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    Steel, plastic, rubber and wires. When this one fails or wears out another will take its place. No cute names or soul imagining. Gets stolen, great, I get a new bike. Now if failing or breaking down means it has soul then my boat must be very soulful. And lonely as I don't care for the breakdowns.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2wheelsforme View Post
    Steel, plastic, rubber and wires. When this one fails or wears out another will take its place. No cute names or soul imagining. Gets stolen, great, I get a new bike. Now if failing or breaking down means it has soul then my boat must be very soulful. And lonely as I don't care for the breakdowns.
    It's all in fun... imagining that your bike has a soul.. and a personality.

    Works for me


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    Imagining? I think not.....

    Quote Originally Posted by willtill View Post
    It's all in fun... imagining that your bike has a soul.. and a personality.

    Works for me
    I'm not imagining...especially when it comes to large helicopters.
    The whole "life & death survival" thing kinda plays a part too.

    Like I wrote, if you don't think so, that's fine - you ride your ride.
    BUT, you are missing out on a lot!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 53driver View Post
    I'm not imagining...especially when it comes to large helicopters.
    The whole "life & death survival" thing kinda plays a part too.

    Like I wrote, if you don't think so, that's fine - you ride your ride.
    BUT, you are missing out on a lot!

    Cheers,
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    Oh... I am in complete agreement with you Steve. But get back to me if you hear voices emanating from your rides

    We would need to discuss that We don't want you to go too far into the light.


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