"Florida Man" is pretty much the worst person ever ...
Florida Man Arrested After Pocket-Dialing 911
Florida Man Stabs Wife Over Hamburger
Florida Man Busted For Performing Back Alley Butt Injections
Florida Man Arrested For Trying To Force Fiancé To Swallow Engagement Ring (though that really should read "fiancée")
Florida Man Builds Mini Car For His Pet Parrot
Florida Man Admits Biting Off Girlfriend's Thumb
Florida Man Repeatedly Called 911 Saying He Needed A Ride To Mexico
Florida Man Faces Fines, Points After Bicycle Ride
Naked Florida Man Jumps Off Roof Onto Man, Nocks [sic] Television Over, Empties Vacuum Cleaner, Masturbates
Florida Man Owes Ex-Wife $166K in Child Support
Police Arrest Florida Man For Drunken Joyride On Motorized Scooter At Walmart
Florida Man Squats In Multimillion-Dollar Home
Florida Man Finds Way To Connect With Cats
Florida Man On Trial For Threatening To Kill President Obama On Facebook
Florida Man Shoots Himself In Crotch With Flare Gun
Florida Man Charged After Alleged Naked Rampage Inside Home
Florida Man Says He's Obama And Attempts To Abduct Children
Florida Man Armed With Syringe Robbed Pet Store
Florida Man Arrested For Giving Wedgies
Florida Man's Bulldog Found Safe After Being Dognapped At Gunpoint
The footage below was captured by the dashboard camera of a Fort Myers Police Department vehicle. An officer was tailing a car that was having trouble staying between the lines, allowing the driver to rack up a few violations before pulling him over.
But the driver, who was later determined to be texting behind the wheel, did the officer’s job for him with one hilariously erratic right turn. The cartoonish mishap produced the best kind of justice — it was swift and painful, and nobody got hurt but the idiot at fault.
The footage above was captured by the dashboard camera of a Fort Myers Police Department vehicle. An officer was tailing a car that was having trouble staying between the lines, allowing the driver to rack up a few violations before pulling him over.
But the driver, who was later determined to be texting behind the wheel, did the officer’s job for him with one hilariously erratic right turn. The cartoonish mishap produced the best kind of justice — it was swift and painful, and nobody got hurt but the idiot at fault.
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