What's the differences between north and south Florida?
1. Average age of white people increases as you go south.
2. Traffic increases as you get closer to Miami. The drivers are stupid everywhere though.
3. The Latino population gets more Cuban the closer to Miami you get.
4. The redneck population goes up as you go north.
5. Every few years it snows a flake or two in the south and an inch or two in the north, but either scenario causes the same amount of chaos because #2 kicks in.
6. Northern Floridians have more in common with the states that they border on.....and that's not a complement.
7. Northern Florida and the gulf coast are catching up with the south and east coast in all the wrong ways: Population, Pollution, Nasty Traffic, Cost of Living.

Yeah, Florida sucks.