++++++ some very good ones !!!!
++++++ some very good ones !!!!
" Truth is often deemed rude, blunt and to the point which is why so few make their friend " Freddy Hayler ..352-267-1553 Sanford, FLA Gutterman6000@Gmail.com
Now those are funny. I needed that!
Ray
2013 F6B Deluxe with Hannigan Trike Kit (all repainted metallic silver)
2007 EZGO Electric Golf Cart
If you want to know the real Airlines names...
BEA: Broken Engines Everywhere
BOAC: Better On A Camel
TWA: Try Western Airlines
TWA: Try Walking A**hole
TWA: Tough Way Across
AA: Antique Aircraft
TAP: Take Another Plane
SAS: Sex And Satisfaction (or Swim And Smile)
DELTA: Don't Expect Luggage To Arrive
DELTA: Doesn´t Ever Leave The Airport
DELTA: Darn, Everything Leads To Atlanta
DELTA: Doesn't Exactly Like Travel Agents
SABENA: Such a Bad Experience Never Again
PIA: Please Inform Allah (or Panic In Air)
BA: Bloody Awful
RAM: Read Airplane Manual (or Runways Always Missed)
QANTAS: Queers And Nymphomaniacs Trained As Stewards
CAAC: China Airways Always Crashes
TACA: Take another carrier amigo!
TACA: Take off and crash again
Worldways: We Organize Really Long Delays: Wait Around, You'll See
ALITALIA: Always Late In Takeoff Always Late In Arrival
PAN AM: Planes Are Not Always Maintained
KLM: Keeps losing managers
UTA: Unlikely To Arrive
USAIR = Unfortunately Still Allegheny In Reality
Originally Posted by MarcPW
An all too common mistake is to push the mic button and start talking with the wrong transmitter selected. An interphone call or public address announcement made over the ATC frequency is particularly embarrassing.
Years ago, I was flying out west somewhere on a quiet morning, when the following was broadcast: "Connie, this is Phil. I'm gonna keep the seat belt sign on, but it should be smooth enough for you guys to get up and start serving."
After a few seconds of silence, an unidentified voice spoke up: "Well I was going to make them stay down, but hell, if it's good enough for Phil..."
Ground: Cherokee turn off immediately on first taxiway when you land, Citation to follow.
Cherokee Pilot: What'd I do?!?
I have a couple I could tell, but can't tell because they were on me !!
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