How do you fail Muslim Bombing School, that's a special kind of stupid

[taxfree4]

Ullah the dimwit Muslim
Had a shitty homemade bomb
And if you ever saw it
You would even mock Islam
All of the other clerics
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let dumb Ullah
Join in any terror games
Then one busy New York morn
Ullah took the A
With a bomb strapped to his guts
Only blew off his own nuts
Then how the city giggled
And they shouted out with glee
Ullah the dimwit Muslim
You'll hate life with no pee pee



https://s33.postimg.org/mievi2wez/Bomb_Wearing_Man_Detonates_Device_Under_Port_Autho rity.jpg (https://postimg.org/image/mievi2wez/)

[jm21ddd15]

:lolup::lolup::clap2: That's a good one!

[shortleg0521]

Ullah the dimwit Muslim
Had a shitty homemade bomb
And if you ever saw it
You would even mock Islam
All of the other clerics
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let dumb Ullah
Join in any terror games
Then one busy New York morn
Ullah took the A
With a bomb strapped to his guts
Only blew off his own nuts
Then how the city giggled
And they shouted out with glee
Ullah the dimwit Muslim
You'll hate life with no pee pee
I only pray that to graduate they have to ware their bomb and set it off in class


https://s33.postimg.org/mievi2wez/Bomb_Wearing_Man_Detonates_Device_Under_Port_Autho rity.jpg (https://postimg.org/image/mievi2wez/)

Read my note above

[Walcrow]

Wonder if Ullah had on some Depends?

[taxfree4]

Read my note above

Actually, there was a guy even dumber than Ullah where he actually detonated the bomb on his person, killed himself but no one else. That guy makes Ullah look somewhat less stupid. No virgins for you shithead.


https://s33.postimg.org/gko14h423/72-virgins-demotivational-poster-1225963849.jpg (https://postimg.org/image/gko14h423/)

[taxfree4]

Wonder if Ullah had on some Depends?

It Depends :077: even so he blew the shit out of himself.

[willtill]

http://i64.tinypic.com/2h5pt78.jpg

[Walcrow]

It Depends :077: even so he blew the shit out of himself.

Heard they took him to Bellevue Hospital. ER should have waived the Hippocratic oath and finished him off so he could romp with the virgins :moon:

[taxfree4]

http://i64.tinypic.com/2h5pt78.jpg

I get the same look from my wife every time she sends me to the store with a list and I actually don't get something on it.

[taxfree4]

Heard they took him to Bellevue Hospital. ER should have waived the Hippocratic oath and finished him off so he could romp with the virgins :moon:

They should have just polished him off at the Port Authority, just say it looked liked he was going for another pipe bomb in his pants. Who knew he was really reaching for his half blown nuts.

[ths61]

Incompetence is sometimes a good thing.

https://image.ibb.co/iwpyx6/illegal_aliien_muslim_terrorist_bomber_aloha_snack bar_cant_get_up.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/WS0bx.jpg

[woody]

That will be the last bang he will get!!!