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taxfree4
02-19-2018, 11:06 AM
While riding my motorcycle yesterday, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head.
Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay?"
As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low cut blouse with cleavage to die for...
"I'm okay I think," I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look.
She said, “Get in and I’ll take you home so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head.”
"That's nice of you," I answered, "but I don't think my wife will like me doing that!"
"Oh, come now, I’m a nurse," she insisted. "I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly."
Well, she was really pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my wife won't like this."
We arrived at her place which was just few miles away and, after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better, but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I'd better go now."
"Don't be silly!" she said with a smile, while unbuttoning her blouse exposing the most beautiful set of boobs I’ve ever seen. "Stay for a while. She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"
"Still in the ditch with my bike, I guess."

choptop
02-19-2018, 11:15 AM
:yes::yes:

shortleg0521
02-19-2018, 03:33 PM
you left your bike in the ditch!!!!!

taxfree4
02-19-2018, 08:11 PM
you left your bike in the ditch!!!!!

There's a country song there somewhere.

taxfree4
02-24-2018, 02:17 PM
Kaboom!!!!

olegoat345
03-02-2018, 10:57 AM
cleavage does that to be too. Little head takes over all the thinking.

willtill
03-02-2018, 09:04 PM
cleavage does that to be too. Little head takes over all the thinking.

Shoot, we had a going away luncheon for one of our AD engineer's on my team (which I'll soon be following into retirement meself). We went to Tilted Kilt and by God I must not get out much... those beauty's in that place had me concentrating more on their marvelous "Cha cha bingos" than the hamburger that I ordered... Truly fascinating sights today at lunch.

I'm going back tommorrow.

Radical Taz
03-03-2018, 06:51 AM
Shoot, we had a going away luncheon for one of our AD engineer's on my team (which I'll soon be following into retirement meself). We went to Tilted Kilt and by God I must not get out much... those beauty's in that place had me concentrating more on their marvelous "Cha cha bingos" than the hamburger that I ordered... Truly fascinating sights today at lunch.

I'm going back tommorrow.

They can be a sight to beholdhappygirlhappygirl

Heatnbeat
03-03-2018, 01:17 PM
One of the sorrows of getting older is that I'll never ever get my hands on a fresh young pair again. Oh to be young when it was all fresh and new!

willtill
03-03-2018, 01:41 PM
One of the sorrows of getting older is that I'll never ever get my hands on a fresh young pair again. Oh to be young when it was all fresh and new!

There's always hookers happygirl

Heatnbeat
03-04-2018, 09:58 AM
Yeah but it ain't the same. Part of the thrill is the An-Tici-Pation 😎