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Steve 0080
12-12-2013, 10:42 AM
Being nervous, and embarrassed about my upcoming colonoscopy, I decided to have it done while visiting friends in San Francisco. I did so upon a recommendation because the beautiful nurses are allegedly more gentle and accommodating.

As I lay naked on my side on the table, the gorgeous nurse began my procedure.

"Don't worry, at this stage of the procedure it's quite normal to get an erection," the nurse told me.

"I don't have erection," I replied.

"No, but I do," replied the nurse.


I highly recommend that you do not get a colonoscopy in San Francisco .

MichaelG
12-12-2013, 10:44 AM
YOU....are one sick puppy.:duck: :icon_rolleyes: :duck:

Deer Slayer
12-12-2013, 03:45 PM
Being nervous, and embarrassed about my upcoming colonoscopy, I decided to have it done while visiting friends in San Francisco. I did so upon a recommendation because the beautiful nurses are allegedly more gentle and accommodating.

As I lay naked on my side on the table, the gorgeous nurse began my procedure.

"Don't worry, at this stage of the procedure it's quite normal to get an erection," the nurse told me.

"I don't have erection," I replied.

"No, but I do," replied the nurse.


I highly recommend that you do not get a colonoscopy in San Francisco .
DUH! :icon_goodpost:

F6B-RICH
12-12-2013, 05:27 PM
Now thats funny Steve

Mustangjake
12-12-2013, 09:44 PM
I think I had that same nurse!
It was strange when I felt both hands where on my back!

Steve 0080
12-13-2013, 12:30 AM
Not sure I would have typed that Jake....... just sayin .batman-smilie.

Bruce B
12-13-2013, 02:25 AM
A little song in honor of those who's job it is to keep our nether parts in working order.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_43f9RzAqMM

Steve 0080
12-13-2013, 08:13 AM
That's a good one Bruce !!!

Paul B Blues
12-13-2013, 11:36 AM
Yes, very funny Steve :icon_lol: