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Westernbiker
01-31-2014, 08:52 AM
On their 50th anniversary, a wife found the negligee she
> wore on her
> wedding night and put it on. She went to her husband, a
> retired Marine,
> and asked, "Honey, do you remember this?"
>
>
> He looked up from his newspaper and said; "Yes dear, I
> do. You wore
> that same negligee the night we were married"
>
>
> She said, "Yes, that's right. Do you remember what
> you said to me that
> night?
>
>
> He nodded and said "Yes dear, I said: Oh baby, I'm
> going to suck the
> life out of those boobs and screw your brains out."
>
>
> She giggled and said, "That's exactly what you
> said. So now it's fifty
> years later, and I'm in the same negligee. What do you
> have to say
> tonight ?"
>
>
> He looked her up and down and said, "Mission
> Accomplished."
>
>
> (He never heard the
> shot.)