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Westernbiker
02-25-2014, 10:11 AM
Once there was a church that had a bell that no one could ring. One day, a boy came and asked the priest if he could try. So the boy went up into the tower and ran straight into the bell, face-first. The bell tolled loud and clear. The shocked priest gave him the job. But one Sunday, he ran straight toward the bell with his face and missed and fell off the tower and died.
"Congregation," the priest said before the assembled masses. "Does anybody know this boy's name? Because I don't know him, but his face rings a bell." :crackup:

opas ride
02-25-2014, 12:01 PM
Funny, but kinda dumb....You sir have a great arsenal of great jokes!!!

Westernbiker
02-25-2014, 12:23 PM
Funny, but kinda dumb....You sir have a great arsenal of great jokes!!!

I know, it's so stupid it's funny, just had to share. LOL! :icon_mrgreen:

rich
02-26-2014, 04:36 PM
The next day, the dead bell ringer's twin brother comes in to try to ring the bell. The priest lead him up to the bell tower, he runs at the bell, trips and falls to the sidewalk below and is killed.

At the next mass the priest also asks the congregation who this man was.



The congregartion responds, "No, but he's a dead ringer for the guy we saw yesterday."