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Elin in So. Cal.
03-05-2014, 09:51 PM
In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the Mystic delivered grave news:

"There's no easy way to tell you this, so I'll just be blunt.

Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."

Visibly shaken, Laura stared at the woman's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands.

She took a few deep breaths to compose herself - and to stop her mind racing.

She simply had to know.

She met the Fortune Teller's gaze, steadied her voice and asked,

"Will I be acquitted." ?

For some reason, women tend to like this joke ....:icon_lol:

Deer Slayer
03-05-2014, 10:08 PM
In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the Mystic delivered grave news:

"There's no easy way to tell you this, so I'll just be blunt.

Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."

Visibly shaken, Laura stared at the woman's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands.

She took a few deep breaths to compose herself - and to stop her mind racing.

She simply had to know.

She met the Fortune Teller's gaze, steadied her voice and asked,

"Will I be acquitted." ?

For some reason, women tend to like this joke ....:icon_lol:

"He never heard the shot!" :yikes:

Scotrod
03-05-2014, 11:22 PM
Ouch!!

(I like it! :icon_biggrin: LOL!)

Steve 0080
03-06-2014, 12:06 AM
New one for me,,,good one !!!!