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Westernbiker
04-02-2014, 11:29 AM
A group of friars lived in a monastery. As with many monasteries, the friars found it necessary to run a small business to support themselves. They ran a floral shop. One day one of the friars brought in an exquisite find: a Venus fly trap. It was such a cute thing, they couldn't bear to sell it, so they just kept it on display. But after a while, it grew so big that flies were no longer enough to satisfy it. It ate cockroaches, but it kept growing. It ate mice, but it still kept growing. It ate chipmunks, squirrels, cats, then raccoons and dogs and ponies. Finally the villagers got wise to this and attempted to put a stop to it. But try as they might, no one could. One way or another, the friars outsmarted the townsfolk and raided their farms of large animals. Finally the villagers pooled their money and hired a professional named Hugh to come in and capture the friars. Hugh stormed the monastery, destroyed the fly trap, captured the friars, and turned them over to the police. The moral of this story is: Only Hugh can prevent florist friars. :yikes:

dickiedeals
04-02-2014, 11:57 AM
wow, You need a hobby!....Dickie

Phantom
04-02-2014, 12:43 PM
.score1/10 bad joke

Westernbiker
04-02-2014, 01:07 PM
.score1/10 bad joke


Com'on Phantom, you know you liked it!!!! LMAO!!! :crackup:

4DI2D
04-02-2014, 02:12 PM
ROFLMAO!!!

Retired Army
04-02-2014, 02:50 PM
A physics professor was doing the lecher circuit and making a good living. He came up with the idea of doubling his income by cloning him self. Things moved along smoothly until the clone became very profane. The prof cornered the clone one day in a hi rise hotel and after deciding there was no changing him, he pushed the clone out of a window. When he started to leave the police arrested him for making an obscene clone fall.

Retired Army
04-03-2014, 06:37 PM
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