glryder98
05-15-2014, 07:29 AM
Little Johnny is sitting on the curb and shaking a bottle of liquid and watching the bubbles rise to the top. Father Michael walks by and asks Johnny what he has there. Johnny shakes the bottle and says " This is gasoline , the most powerful liquid in the world". Father Michael laughs and says " Sorry Johnny, but Holy water is the most powerful liquid in the world." "If you rub some Holy water on a pregnant women's belly, she will pass a baby"
"That's nothing Father" says Little Johnny, " If you rub some of this gasoline on a cat's ass, he'll pass a motorcycle!"
"That's nothing Father" says Little Johnny, " If you rub some of this gasoline on a cat's ass, he'll pass a motorcycle!"