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MarcPW
05-22-2014, 05:39 PM
A women enter the HUSBAND STORE to find the right man.
The advertisement for the 1st floor reads: “This men have a job”.
On the second floor, it says: “This men have a job and love kids”.
On the 3rd floor it says: “This men have a job, love kids and are attractive”.
Nice ! think the woman but she keep climbing and on the 4th floor the advertisement says:
“This men have a job, love kids, are attractive and help with housework”.
Incredible ! she say but keep going and reaches the 5th floor where it says:
“This men have a job, love kids, are attractive, help with housework and are romantic”.
She is almost swayed to stay there but get to the 6th floor where a giant electronic billboard is
informing her that “she is the 6’357’456 visitor and that there is no men in this floor, this floor is here
only to prove women are hard to satisfy - Thanks for shopping at the Husband Store”.

To avoid trouble with the feminists, the owner has opened a WIFE STORE just on the opposite side,
the 1st floor has women that love sex, the 2nd has women who love sex and are rich,
the 3rd, 4th and 5th floors have never been visited…