decubitus
07-21-2014, 02:37 PM
First stupid thing: I stalled the F6 at the bottom of my driveway.
Second stupid thing: I dropped the F6 at the bottom of my driveway. I couldn't pick it back up using the proper technique because it fell on its left side and I couldn't shift it into gear. It kept rolling down the hill when I started to lift it. So, I got real mad, straddled the bike, grabbed the handle bar, squeezed the front brake and wrenched it up. The Lovely and Exotic Mrs. Decubitus thought I was going to spit up a lung. Got it upright and into the garage before any of the neighbors could see what happened. Fortunately it was late at night.
Third stupid thing: Woke up the next morning and went out to inspect the damage to the crash bars. That's when I noticed a bunch of brown stuff smeared all over the left muffler and bag. What the....? Went down to the spot where I dropped it and discovered that I dropped it right into a pile of dog crap.
Second stupid thing: I dropped the F6 at the bottom of my driveway. I couldn't pick it back up using the proper technique because it fell on its left side and I couldn't shift it into gear. It kept rolling down the hill when I started to lift it. So, I got real mad, straddled the bike, grabbed the handle bar, squeezed the front brake and wrenched it up. The Lovely and Exotic Mrs. Decubitus thought I was going to spit up a lung. Got it upright and into the garage before any of the neighbors could see what happened. Fortunately it was late at night.
Third stupid thing: Woke up the next morning and went out to inspect the damage to the crash bars. That's when I noticed a bunch of brown stuff smeared all over the left muffler and bag. What the....? Went down to the spot where I dropped it and discovered that I dropped it right into a pile of dog crap.