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Westernbiker
08-13-2014, 11:30 AM
An
elderly couple, both well into their 80's, goes to a
Sex Therapist's office.

The doctor asks, 'What can I do for
you?'

The man says, 'Will you watch us have sexual
intercourse?'

The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that
such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he
agrees.

When the couple finishes, the doctor says, 'There's
absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have
intercourse.'

He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he
charges them $50
and he says goodbye.

The next week, the same couple returns and asks the sex
therapist to watch again.

The sex therapist is a bit
puzzled, but agrees.

This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes
an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays
the doctor, then leave.

Finally, after 3 months of this routine,
the doctor says, 'I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just
what are you trying to find out?'

The man says, 'We're not trying to find out
anything. She's married; so we can't go to her
house. I'm married; so we can't go to my
house. The Holiday Inn charges
$98. The Hilton charges $139. We do it here for
$50, and best of all.... Obamacare pays $43 of it, so our
co-pay is only $7.

SmallPasture
08-13-2014, 01:11 PM
:lolup: BLAHAHHAHAHAHAHH

badpapi
08-13-2014, 03:31 PM
:yikes: LMAO :lolup::clap2:

XKnight
08-13-2014, 05:42 PM
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