Westernbiker
12-19-2014, 11:12 AM
I use to belong to a 'Poets Society' many years ago, we posted our poems/stories and others would critic them, or leave some sort of feedback. I had read sooooo many sad stories over a certain period of time on this site, that I thought I am going to write something with some adult humor in it. Well I thought about it for a while and this is what spewed out of my head and onto paper. Hope you enjoy it.
NO PARTNER? NO PROBLEM! (Warning: Adult Content, Humorous)
Internet dating?
Cyberspace sex?
Break out your tool bar
And tell me what's next!
1 800 numbers,
The sexy phone lines.
Get a grip on yourself
And you'll start to unwind.
There's triple X movies
And toys galore.
Even eatable panties,
At your local adult store.
Come on in
And browse through our stuff.
You can buy a fake weenie,
You can buy a fake muff!
You can shop on line,
We can't see your face.
Buy your love doll,
Have it shipped to your place.
Just a plain brown box,
That's shipped to your home.
All kinds of toys,
For when you are alone.
Don't knock it till you try it,
At least that's what they say.
Just got my brown box
And I'll be home all day! :icon_mrgreen:
by Carlos
Author's Comments:
"Trying to put a little humor out there, I have read so many sad poems lately. Hope you enjoyed it!"
NO PARTNER? NO PROBLEM! (Warning: Adult Content, Humorous)
Internet dating?
Cyberspace sex?
Break out your tool bar
And tell me what's next!
1 800 numbers,
The sexy phone lines.
Get a grip on yourself
And you'll start to unwind.
There's triple X movies
And toys galore.
Even eatable panties,
At your local adult store.
Come on in
And browse through our stuff.
You can buy a fake weenie,
You can buy a fake muff!
You can shop on line,
We can't see your face.
Buy your love doll,
Have it shipped to your place.
Just a plain brown box,
That's shipped to your home.
All kinds of toys,
For when you are alone.
Don't knock it till you try it,
At least that's what they say.
Just got my brown box
And I'll be home all day! :icon_mrgreen:
by Carlos
Author's Comments:
"Trying to put a little humor out there, I have read so many sad poems lately. Hope you enjoyed it!"