THE LION

[Westernbiker]

An old guy is talking to a young guy.

Old guy: "I was lion hunting in 1952. I heard a noise behind me, I turned but there was nothing there.
As soon as I turned back around, a lion jumped right out in front of me.
ROARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!
I shit my pants."

Young guy: "I imagine you did."

Old guy: "No, I mean right then when I went
ROARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!:i con_mrgreen:

[cosborn]

Then there was the woman who was asked by Santa what she wanted for Christmas.

The woman said to Santa "I want a unicorn" to which santa replied "that's impossible, how about picking something realistic"

the woman thought about it and said to Santa "I want 10 minutes a day to myself, without my husband and children wanting my attention so that i can have a quiet cup of coffee in and go to the loo"

to which Santa replied "what coloured unicorn do you want"

:039::icon_razz::icon_lol:

Chris

[Steve 0080]

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