Home schooled

[BIGLRY]

Most of our generation of 50+ years was
HOME SCHOOLED in many ways.

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My father taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock
you into the middle of next week!"

4. My father taught me LOGIC.
" Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC .
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck,
you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My father taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS .
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Just you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times, don't exaggerate!"

13. My father taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
I brought you into this world, and I can take you out..."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION .
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it from your father when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My father taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT .
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand.

This was only understood by the over 50 crowd because the younger
ones would not believe we truly were told these "EXACT" words by our parents…:301:

[53driver]

...verbatim.

[bob109]

It sounds "all so familiar":icon_lol:

[Johncmendenhall]

Wow, that's spot on.
And you were really lucky if you got to put a little bacon in your beans.

[jkelley]

Yup, over 50 and heard every one of those many times.

[taxfree4]

Unfortunately, if you said half of those things today to a kid they'd dial 911 on you.

[GNW]

I must have failed a grade in home school.
Those were taught, plus at least 24 more to get me up to speed.

[firetech]

WOW
Miss you mom and dad.
And thanks for a great upbringing.

[shooter]

Got a good one for you Big. When my Dad was having trouble getting through to me he would say , Son , if I have to , I'll stomp a mud hole in you and walk it dry. Course that always made me feel low as a snake in a wagon rut. Dad had a lot of sayings.

[luisjromero]

Here is exactly the same...:clap2:

[bob109]

I was always reminded of my Dads shoe size. "Keep it up son and I'm going to put this 10-1/2 EEE shoe up you a$$". Another of his quotes which made a lasting impression......If you get arrested and put in jail, have them throw the key away! "You'll be safer there than when you get home".:shhh: