Limoles
03-06-2015, 02:12 PM
WIFE: "There is trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor."
HUSBAND: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous"
WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor."
HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. I'll check it out. Where's the car?
WIFE: "In the pool"
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This Is A Frightening Statistic, Probably One Of The Most Worrisome In Recent Years.
25% of the women in this country are on medication for mental illness. That's scary.
It means 75% are running around untreated (?).
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Husband and wife had an argument.
Wife called up her mom and said, "He fought with me again, help me - I am coming back home to live with you."
Mom said, "No , no , no darling - HE must pay for HIS mistake. I am coming to live with you.
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from Genesis:
"And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the earth."
Then he made the earth round...
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This year , my neighbor decided to satisfy IRS , sending them just one page of her Tax Return
HUSBAND: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous"
WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor."
HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. I'll check it out. Where's the car?
WIFE: "In the pool"
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This Is A Frightening Statistic, Probably One Of The Most Worrisome In Recent Years.
25% of the women in this country are on medication for mental illness. That's scary.
It means 75% are running around untreated (?).
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Husband and wife had an argument.
Wife called up her mom and said, "He fought with me again, help me - I am coming back home to live with you."
Mom said, "No , no , no darling - HE must pay for HIS mistake. I am coming to live with you.
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from Genesis:
"And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the earth."
Then he made the earth round...
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This year , my neighbor decided to satisfy IRS , sending them just one page of her Tax Return