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BIGLRY
04-04-2015, 11:45 AM
Back and forth . . . . Back and forth . . . .
In and out . . . . In and out . . . .
A little to the right . . . . A little to the left . .

She could feel the sweat on her forehead . . . .
Between her breasts . . . . And, trickling down the small of her back . . . .
She was getting near to the end.
He was in ecstasy . . . .
With a huge smile on his face as his wife moved . . .
Forwards then backwards.
Forward then backward.
Again . . . . And, again . . . .
Her heart was pounding now . . . .
Her face was flushed . . . .
She moaned . . . . Softly at first, then began to groan louder . . . .
Finally . . . . Totally exhausted . . . .
She let out a piercing scream . . . .

She shouted:

"OK, OK, you smug bastard, I can't parallel park. You do it!"
:icon_laugh:

bobbyf6b
04-04-2015, 11:47 AM
:crackup:

firetech
04-04-2015, 12:38 PM
Way too funny. :lolup:

Phantom
04-04-2015, 01:22 PM
:biggthumpup:

Limoles
04-04-2015, 02:21 PM
ha , ha , ha ...

dudeonit
04-04-2015, 03:22 PM
I only made it to 29 shades Larry!!!funnychit.

cosborn
04-04-2015, 04:14 PM
'all/right'

Chris

DaWadd
04-04-2015, 05:21 PM
:crackup:Good one.

Steve 0080
04-04-2015, 11:00 PM
Looking for my wife to read this one !!!:lolup:

Limoles
04-04-2015, 11:17 PM
Looking for my wife to read this one !!!:lolup:

Don't do it ! This was my final act before she filed for divorce .
Guess what ? I lost , because the judge was ... also a woman .